This is a list of the red light films that I have had the misfortune in seeing. I know that when I go to the movie it’s a crap shoot I never know what I am going to be seeing. Here are some Haikus about the bad movies I have seen.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The Three Musketeers
Paranormal Activity 3
The Thing
The Hangover Part II
Your Highness
The Roommate
Sanctum
The Mechanic
Little Fockers
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The audience
transforms into vampires
oh life sucking film
The Three Musketeers
Steam punk and sword play
A classic story falls prey
Dumas should sue them
Paranormal Activity 3
So original
some security footage
a long walk, for what
The Thing
Not allowed to copy
let him do a prequel then
maybe he should not
The Hangover Part II
A one trick pony
it was a good Idea once
only works once not again
Your Highness
This movie did not work
perhaps the title was key
I need to be stoned
The Roommate
This Roommate is bad
I mean the film not the girl
can they shoot me too
Sanctum
The spelunking film
National Geographic
wants their nature back
A remake, kind of
this film does not pay omage
wake me when it’s done
The Little Fockers
how much can they milk this cat
can it go away
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